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Jasmine


One small fact: you are going to die. Despite every effort, no one lives forever. Sorry to be such a spoiler. My advice is when the time comes, don’t panic. It doesn’t seem to help. I guess I should introduce myself properly. But then again, you’ll meet me soon enough. Not before your time, of course. I make it a policy to avoid the living. Well, except sometimes. Once in a very long time, I can’t help myself. I get interested.


ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.


jacobayden:

queerfat:

daughterofargus:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

#misogyny #sexism

oh no, the man needs more coffee so he can do manly man stuff. its just so obvious

his needs more room for the cyanide. 

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…




"He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you."

Bob Marley (via kushandwizdom)





Kanye West getting viciously attacked by the paparazzi. 

mirror:

Has anyone ever actually used Bing to perform a search or does that only happen in the movies?



nicolascagesempai:

im done

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roflinda:

omg us


spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

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nice try bing

scroogled




sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time



Heya, I'm Jas! I'm in year twelve and from Australia.Hope ya'll like the shiz I post (Just so you know, half of it isn't mine) - definitely not creative enough to be able to do half of the stuff you amazing people can do on here. xxAnyways, enjoy the likes of Harry Potter, Supernatural, prettyful photos and lots of other random stuff that I decide I like.






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